Kieth ([info]nder) wrote,
@ 2009-05-24 02:33:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend  Next Entry
I think I've had a dozen orgasms the past hour alone...

(Read 7 comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]photosexual
2009-05-24 11:08 am UTC (link)
Have you sent this off to a porn producer yet? There's your niche! You can make zillions pioneering the foot massage (by device) porn. Then, you buy stock in the companies that make said devicery, and get rich from people's emotional and physical needs that YOU introduced to them! And then to show 'em up properly, after you never need to work a day in your life, and have a man-servant to carry you around Mansion #5 on the West coast, you go back to having orgasms like everyone else, ditching the machinery, and howling with laughter all the way to the bank!

Seriously. Go do that. And if it works, slip me a cool few million you were gonna gamble away in Vegas or something.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read 7 comments) - (Post a new comment)

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…